Bastard

Posted by Shannon

My co-director, Jason Horton, just got an email from somebody claiming to be a huge fan of his filmmaking. They asked for his autograph.

It’s sarcastic, we’ve decided, but he’s sending it anyway.

Why not me, though? Why can’t somebody be sarcastic to me?!

4 Responses to “Bastard”

  1. Anonymous Says:

    Oooh Mr. Hubbell, umm…you’re really great, and I was just wondering if I could get your autograph next time we’re at work together!?!?!??

    XOXO,
    Anonymous

  2. Shannon Says:

    Hmm. Let’s see. Anonymous, hmm? Interesting how the email address associated with this post begins with… “LeilaH!!!”

    The butler did it! You can’t fool me.

  3. Leila Says:

    Hey Shannon? Shannnnnon?? Hey? Shannon???????

    I like your poems.

    -Leila

    (P.S.–The other hint was, “the next time we’re at work together.”)

  4. Shannon Says:

    THAT hint mean nothing. It could have been Billy!

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