The Ballad of Gonzo Gonzales (Abu)!
Posted by Muffuletta
from the pen of Oliver Wendell Halliburton
to the tune of “Abdul Abulbul Amir”
The thugs of our President seldom are hesitant
At doing things not straight and true,
But the dirtiest imp to do dirt for the Chimp,
Was Gonzo Gonzales (Abu)!He’s a thug. He’s a hood. He makes Ashcroft look good,
A fixer of John Mitchell hue.
He can outdo Ed Meese in the matter of sleaze,
He’s our Gonzo Gonzales (Abu)!‘Way back when ol’ Dub was called Governor Shrub
With a drunk driving record or two,
His old DUI rap disappeared in a snap,
By the hand of Gonzales (Abu)!He’s a thug. He’s a hood. He makes Ashcroft look good,
A fixer of John Mitchell hue.
He can outdo Ed Meese in the matter of sleaze,
He’s our Gonzo Gonzales (Abu)!
Ready to sing along? Find all eleven verses here.
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