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Whoa. The Onion’s A.V. Club has an article up entitled “The Worst Band Names of ‘07.” Included on this list:

Hubble Funk-O-Scope

This band has obviously stolen my idea, and must be punished accordingly. And as for it being a terrible band name, I agree. I mean, “The Hubbell Helloscope” has a much better ring to it.

[via the onion]

Kick-Ass Band Name #8 is not actually my invention, but is provided compliments of our favorite comics blogger, The Comics Curmudgeon:

Grandstanding Oddballs

Well, hot diggity dog! We got ourselves a twofer here! That’s always fun! Like when you go to O’Henry’s and get a boiled peanut that’s all mutated and has more than two nuts in the shell. Sweeet! I’ve been meaning to post this first one (or sixth one, if you’re one of those big picture types) since New Year’s Eve, as Non-Shannon can testify. It’s a closed captioned sound effect from a Simpsons episode. Here we go:

Suspicious Moo

Eh? Eh? Not bad, huh? This next one I came up with this morning on the way to work. No interesting back story. Sorry.

Jung Beetle

That’s all for now! Don’t take any wooden nipples, folks!

It’s been a while, but it’s back! Better than ever, too!

My Fucking Monocle

This would be a death metal band comprised of stuffy, perpetually offended British guys. With pocket watches they check obsessively. Many thanks to Ron for the inspiration here.

The continuing stooory:

JonBenet’s Bustier

Hate mail may be directed to your mother.

The legend continues! Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay….

The Coke-Fueled Fuck Sessions

Thank you. I’m here all week.

As per request, I present the sophomore* installment of the Kick-Ass Band Name™ series:

Turdburner

Thank you very much.

*By which I mean, “sophomoric.”

A new recurring feature* at blacksundae: Kick-Ass Band Names!™ Every so often I come up with a groovy band name, and can do nothing with it, having no musical ability at all. So now, instead of shrugging and forgetting about them, I will post them here, in the hope that name-challenged bands will find them useful.

So, without further ado, I present the first Kick-Ass Band Name™:

Axis of Eels

You’re in awe, aren’t you?

*A new recurring feature of blacksundae will be… uh… recurring features. These will provide some much needed structure to my ramblings, as well as distract me from the incoherent rage mentioned in the previous post.