The latest from the Macedonian courts:
For a while, he kept the animal away by buying a generator, lighting up the area, and playing thumping Serbian turbo-folk music.That would work for me. If you want background, read the BBC News article. (0)
My personal favorite: Count Dracula’s Weed-Smuggling Jam Engine
Posted by Non-Shannon
Whoa. The Onion’s A.V. Club has an article up entitled “The Worst Band Names of ‘07.” Included on this list:
Hubble Funk-O-Scope
This band has obviously stolen my idea, and must be punished accordingly. And as for it being a terrible band name, I agree. I mean, “The Hubbell Helloscope” has a much better ring to it.
[via the onion]
Tags: hilarity, hipster doofuses, plagiarismKick-Ass Band Name #8!
Posted by Non-Shannon
Kick-Ass Band Name #8 is not actually my invention, but is provided compliments of our favorite comics blogger, The Comics Curmudgeon:
Grandstanding Oddballs
Kick-Ass Band Names #6 & #7
Posted by Shannon
Well, hot diggity dog! We got ourselves a twofer here! That’s always fun! Like when you go to O’Henry’s and get a boiled peanut that’s all mutated and has more than two nuts in the shell. Sweeet! I’ve been meaning to post this first one (or sixth one, if you’re one of those big picture types) since New Year’s Eve, as Non-Shannon can testify. It’s a closed captioned sound effect from a Simpsons episode. Here we go:
Suspicious Moo
Eh? Eh? Not bad, huh? This next one I came up with this morning on the way to work. No interesting back story. Sorry.
Jung Beetle
That’s all for now! Don’t take any wooden nipples, folks!
Kick-Ass Band Name #5
Posted by Shannon
It’s been a while, but it’s back! Better than ever, too!
My Fucking Monocle
This would be a death metal band comprised of stuffy, perpetually offended British guys. With pocket watches they check obsessively. Many thanks to Ron for the inspiration here.
Kick-Ass Band Name #4
Posted by Shannon
The continuing stooory:
JonBenet’s Bustier
Hate mail may be directed to your mother.
Kick-Ass Band Name #3
Posted by Shannon
The legend continues! Are you ready? Are you sure? Okay….
The Coke-Fueled Fuck Sessions
Thank you. I’m here all week.
Kick-Ass Band Name™ #2
Posted by Shannon
As per request, I present the sophomore* installment of the Kick-Ass Band Name™ series:
Turdburner
Thank you very much.
*By which I mean, “sophomoric.”
Kick-Ass Band Name™ #1
Posted by Shannon
A new recurring feature* at blacksundae: Kick-Ass Band Names!™ Every so often I come up with a groovy band name, and can do nothing with it, having no musical ability at all. So now, instead of shrugging and forgetting about them, I will post them here, in the hope that name-challenged bands will find them useful.
So, without further ado, I present the first Kick-Ass Band Name™:
Axis of Eels
You’re in awe, aren’t you?
*A new recurring feature of blacksundae will be… uh… recurring features. These will provide some much needed structure to my ramblings, as well as distract me from the incoherent rage mentioned in the previous post.