LibriVox

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LibriVox is a really neat sounding website where you can download audiobooks of public domain works and/or volunteer to record them! [via]

Posted by Shannon on March 6th, 2007 Filed in Fucking Awesome, Literature, Nerdy, Poetry, Technology
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Just a spoonful of crystal helps the prostitute go down!

Posted by Shannon

I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage
I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone
And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Blame
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
That’s my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N’ Roses
Good thing there’s no ban on it in all the books of Moses
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye
Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye

Read and listen to the rest of it here. [via]

Posted by Shannon on November 20th, 2006 Filed in Poetry, Politics, Religion
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The Big Lebowski: A Haiku

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They peed on his rug
and made him search for Bunny
but the Dude abides.

Posted by Shannon on May 14th, 2006 Filed in Literature, Poetry
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