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Holy shit! Filmmaker/madman, Paul Verhoeven, director of RoboCop and Starship Troopers (and, yes, Showgirls), wants to make a movie about Jesus!

Here are a couple details about Verhoeven’s take, which sounds like the Anti- to Mel Gibson’s Christ. One of his conclusions deals with the fact that Jesus was probably the son of Mary and a Roman soldier who raped her during the Jewish uprising in Galilee. Verhoeven also claims that Christ was not betrayed by Judas Iscariot.

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Gay Scientists Isolate Christian Gene

Wait — is this BBC, or The Onion?

Health officials in the Philippines have issued a warning to people taking part in Easter crucifixion rituals.

They have urged them to get tetanus vaccinations before they flagellate themselves and are nailed to crosses, and to practise good hygiene….

The health department has strongly advised penitents to check the condition of the whips they plan to use to lash their backs….

From the BBC.

Charles Barkley:

Well, I think they — they want to be judge and jury. Like, I’m for gay marriage. It’s none of my business if gay people want to get married. I’m pro-choice. And I think these Christians — first of all, they’re supposed to be — they’re not supposed to judge other people. But they’re the most hypocritical judge of people we have in this country. And it bugs the hell out of me. They act like their Christians. And they’re not forgiving at all.

Christian Anti-Defamation Commission:

We respect Barkley as an expert on basketball, but he is obviously not an expert on Christian moral theology. The Christian Anti-Defamation Commission calls on Barkley to apologize for his hateful remarks. We are hopeful that he will do the right thing.”

Barkley: 1, CADC: 0. Read on. [via Skepchick]