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For the humans co-ordination is important, but for the zombies it’s absolutely vital. Slower than the living (and with only a couple of seconds of “lunge” ability), the zombies must use teamspeak servers to flank their opponents. It feels odd to charge a machine-gunning foe with nothing but your rotting fingers - but the fact that you’ll come back from the dead is good. Watching your teammates creeping up behind your killer with your meaningless life as a distraction is better. And the fact that your newly-zombified former enemy will then help you kill his former teammates is absolutely priceless.

How have I never heard of this?! Link! Via Reddit.

Just after announcing their horror-themed reality series Scream Queens, VH1 is giving us something else to scream about. America’s Next Top Zombie Idol, a mockumentary written and directed by Attack of the Show’s Blair Butler, will set itself in a house of eight zombies living together and competing for the title of… zombie idol?

They should get Bub from Day of the Dead to be a celebrity judge. Read on.

This is Black Sundae. This is Black Sundae on braaaaaaains.

Other than the last item (I don’t eat meat), this could describe me.